Don't ask me to drive you to soccer practice. Don't ask me to cut the crusts off of your bread. Don't ask me to sew on your button. Do not ask me to read a bed time story. Do not ask me if I remembered to pay the mortgage. And don't even think about asking me to do the dishes. Why? Because I'm in CRUISE MODE. Did you not see my shirt?
This shirt is like a light switch. Once "on," you're invincible to nagging, favors, requests and other "asks." Once in Cruise Mode, friends and family will know better. If they forget and ask you for a helping hand, simply point down to your shirt. Give them a slow nod indicating "no." Walk away.
Please note the following regarding your new Cruise Mode T Shirt:
🚢 Your cruise vacation can't officially start until your "Cruise Mode" shirt slides over your head
🚢 Official "Cruise On" Brand - knock-offs could malfunction and set you into "work mode"
👚 Slim Fit
👚 100% Soft cotton (fibre content may vary for different colors)
👚 Light fabric (4.2 oz/yd² (142 g/m²))
👚 Sewn in label
👚 Runs true to size