Don't ask me to make you breakfast. Don't ask me to put down the toilet seat. Don't ask me for help with the groceries. Do not ask me to finish my expense report by 4pm. Do not ask me if I paid the water bill. And don't even think about asking me to do the dishes. Why? Because I'm in CRUISE MODE. Did you not see my shirt?
This shirt is like a light switch. Once "on," you're invincible to nagging, favors, requests and other "asks." Once in Cruise Mode, friends and family will know better. If they forget and ask you for a helping hand, simply point down to your shirt. Give them a slow nod indicating "no." Walk away.
Please note the following regarding your new Cruise Mode T Shirt:
🚢 Your cruise vacation can't officially start until your "Cruise Mode" shirt slides over your head
🚢 Official "Cruise On" Brand - knock-offs could malfunction and set you into "work mode"
👕 Retail fit
👕 100% Soft cotton (fibre content may vary for different colors)
👕 Light fabric (4.2 oz/yd² (142 g/m²))
👕 Tear away label
👕 Runs true to size