Your therapist might tell you that it's unhealthy... but, we're not here to judge. Your lack of self-control (or "cruise control") does not reflect poorly on you as a human, but rather quite fondly as an avid cruiser. We believe it shows "dedication" rather than a lack of restraint. We're not here on this planet for a very long time, so let's do what we love. Book that cruise and proudly wear your new favorite shirt. Let's embrace our impulses and find the positive... in reality, it's much better than an addiction to crack, right?
🚢Your funny "Cruise Control" t-shirt will result in at least 32 stranger-smiles per each wear
🚢You'll feel an increased sense of self-worth by embracing rather than denying your cruise addiction
👕 Classic fit
👕 100% Cotton (fibre content may vary for different colors)
👕 Light fabric (5.3 oz/yd² (180 g/m²))
👕 Tear away label
👕 Runs true to size