Hi, my name is Jeremy and I'm a thalassophile. It's been 12 weeks since my last cruise. In the mornings, I'll wake up expecting the sounds of waves crashing. Instead, I hear the Turnpike. I call my bedroom my "cabin." I tried to make a towel animal and it slightly resembles a jellyfish. My attempts at ice-carving leave puddles of disappointment. I keep waiting for my steward to clean said puddles, but he never shows up. I am not fit for normal society. I've created this t-shirt to let others know of my affliction. My name is Jeremy and I am a thalassophile.
Is it more fun to say "thalassophile," or to wear it an hear others attempt to say? You be the judge.
👕 Retail fit
👕 100% Soft cotton (fibre content may vary for different colors)
👕 Light fabric (4.2 oz/yd² (142 g/m²))
👕 Tear away label
👕 Runs true to size